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Mushroom Kingdom Gurls (California Gurls Parody)

Microsoft exec mocks iPhone 4, dubs it Apple's Vista

By Gregg Keizer

A top Microsoft executive today compared Apple's iPhone 4 to his own company's problem-plagued Vista operating system.

"It looks like the iPhone 4 might be their Vista, and I'm okay with that," said Kevin Turner, Microsoft's chief operating officer, in a keynote speech at Microsoft's Worldwide Partner Conference (WPC), which runs through Thursday in Washington, D.C.

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Super Mario Bros. On A Sidewalk

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New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

iPhone4 vs HTC Evo

The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World

#9. "Suck butter from my ass" (Chupe mantequilla de mi culo)
#8. "A thousand dicks in your religion" (Elif air ab dinikh)
#7. "He's as thick as a bull's walt" (that is, as dense as an erect bull penis)
#6. "Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck" (Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba)
#5. "Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors" (Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai)
#4. "Grandfatherfucker" (Afatottari)
#3. "I'll make sarma with your penis' skin" (Glirit mortin hed sarma shinem)
#2. "May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter" (Da bog da trazio detzoo Gaygerovim broyachem)
#1. "Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit" (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat)

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