Showing posts with label apple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apple. Show all posts
Monday, December 26, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies
CUPERTINO, CA—Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the fuck he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56. "We haven't just lost a great innovator, leader, and businessman, we've literally lost the only person in this country who actually had his shit together and knew what the hell was going on," a statement from President Barack Obama read in part, adding that Jobs will be remembered both for the life-changing products he created and for the fact that he was able to sit down, think clearly, and execute his ideas—attributes he shared with no other U.S. citizen. "This is a dark time for our country, because the reality is none of the 300 million or so Americans who remain can actually get anything done or make things happen. Those days are over." Obama added that if anyone could fill the void left by Jobs it would probably be himself, but said that at this point he honestly doesn’t have the slightest notion what he’s doing anymore.
The Onion
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Bed Intruder Singer Turns Pitchman for Sex Offender Tracker App
In case you don't know who this guy is:
And of course, everything is better with autotune:
Sex Offender Tracker
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Microsoft exec mocks iPhone 4, dubs it Apple's Vista
By Gregg Keizer
A top Microsoft executive today compared Apple's iPhone 4 to his own company's problem-plagued Vista operating system.
"It looks like the iPhone 4 might be their Vista, and I'm okay with that," said Kevin Turner, Microsoft's chief operating officer, in a keynote speech at Microsoft's Worldwide Partner Conference (WPC), which runs through Thursday in Washington, D.C.
Computerworld
A top Microsoft executive today compared Apple's iPhone 4 to his own company's problem-plagued Vista operating system.
"It looks like the iPhone 4 might be their Vista, and I'm okay with that," said Kevin Turner, Microsoft's chief operating officer, in a keynote speech at Microsoft's Worldwide Partner Conference (WPC), which runs through Thursday in Washington, D.C.
Computerworld
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Google ditches Windows on security concerns
By David Gelles and Richard Waters in San Francisco
Google is phasing out the internal use of Microsoft’s ubiquitous Windows operating system because of security concerns, according to several Google employees.
The directive to move to other operating systems began in earnest in January, after Google’s Chinese operations were hacked, and could effectively end the use of Windows at Google, which employs more than 10,000 workers internationally.
“We’re not doing any more Windows. It is a security effort,” said one Google employee.
“Many people have been moved away from [Windows] PCs, mostly towards Mac OS, following the China hacking attacks,” said another.
New hires are now given the option of using Apple’s Mac computers or PCs running the Linux operating system. “Linux is open source and we feel good about it,” said one employee. “Microsoft we don’t feel so good about.”
Financial Times
Google is phasing out the internal use of Microsoft’s ubiquitous Windows operating system because of security concerns, according to several Google employees.
The directive to move to other operating systems began in earnest in January, after Google’s Chinese operations were hacked, and could effectively end the use of Windows at Google, which employs more than 10,000 workers internationally.
“We’re not doing any more Windows. It is a security effort,” said one Google employee.
“Many people have been moved away from [Windows] PCs, mostly towards Mac OS, following the China hacking attacks,” said another.
New hires are now given the option of using Apple’s Mac computers or PCs running the Linux operating system. “Linux is open source and we feel good about it,” said one employee. “Microsoft we don’t feel so good about.”
Financial Times
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
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